R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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