His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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