my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
where are my eyebrows?
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