Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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