I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
