Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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