I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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