I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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