Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Never underestimate the power of titties
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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