This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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