It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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