how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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