Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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