I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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