its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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