i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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