You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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