I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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