it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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