Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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