Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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