best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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