Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i think i have two assholes
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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