girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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