I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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