i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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