I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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