'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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