Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Small penises have feelings too.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
