That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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