don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
worst night to have a conscience
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You are a genius and a whore.
Randomize
