he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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