Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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