It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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