ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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