I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
