Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
The ass gains better be worth it
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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