i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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