Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
