This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
i think im in europe. pls send help
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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