what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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