He felt like a one man threesome
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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