butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
