Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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