Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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