quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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