People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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