i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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