Sry I called you an 8
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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