There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
His hands were made for my vagina.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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