id be glad to
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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